Clicking on desktop IE icon occasionally won't open browser window but appears to run. also can

task manager shows IE IS running but the browser window won't open. all other non-internet apps work fine, but i can't shut down or re-start from the START menu (alternately, it takes several minutes to shut down). turning off manually and powering up again usually resolves problem, until the next time it happens. i've removed all programs i downloaded just prior to this mess and switched anti-virus (from Avast to AVG). no effect, no viruses. upgrading to IE 7 made no diff. i'm using an Acer Aspire 3634WLMi with Celeron M 380 .

Clicking on desktop IE icon occasionally won't open browser window but appears to run. also can't shut down.windows xp

I think the either the whole windows or just internet explorer is corrupt. You will need to properly uninstall it, restart and then install new IE. One more reason may be...the system is infected with Spyware or malware. Download some quality antispyware from http://www.pcsecurityworld.com/antispywa... and run a check. You can try resetting IE to its default settings and see if that resolves the issue. Better would be to stop using IE and switching to either Firefox or to IE based browsers. Both are available at http://www.pcsecurityworld.com main page.

Clicking on desktop IE icon occasionally won't open browser window but appears to run. also can't shut down.microsoft office 2007 internet explorer

Did you run your anti-virus and anti-spy in Safe Mode? Click F8 continually while booting to get Safe Mode. If you see Windows flag shut off and reboot as you have gone too far. When you get to Safe Mode lay mouse on generic icons until you see the anti software and run it. Slow but worth it. Good luck. Also, try Firefox instead of IE.

Need help on IE..Firefox and Opera at workplace?

guys need your help...

previously at work, i can use firefox ..IE and Opera browser with no issue.. but now.. i can only use IE? why is that so? and how to resolve it?

i wanna use tabbed broswer like firefox and opera since my workplace can only use IE6.0..

Need help on IE..Firefox and Opera at workplace?microsoft word

Firstly tell your system admin he is a clot. If he must insist in forcing you to use IE at least make him upgrade to IE7 where you will at least get tabs and little extra sercurity.

Need help on IE..Firefox and Opera at workplace?windows movie maker internet explorer

Download firefox portable from portableapps.com and save it to a jump drive. Then you can run firefox off the jump drive on any computer at work.
Talk to your sysadmin. He's probably been cracking down on security, and therefore disallowing some programs.
Of course, a more feasible idea here is that using Policies, your System Admin has changed settings for everyone's Internet Explorer to use a proxy server. This is common in the corporate world.

Now in Internet Explorer, Go to Tools -%26gt; Internet Options -%26gt; Connections -%26gt; LAN Settings

If you see proxy settings there, simply make a note of them. Both Opera and Firefox allow you to enter in Proxy settings. Once you do this, you will have no issues browsing the web.

Ie keeps closing itunes?

everytime i download itunes i go to the icon and it just says ie isn't working and closes the program

Ie keeps closing itunes?microsoft office

Download the file with firefox.

Ie keeps closing itunes?opera browser internet explorer

Download Mozilla firefox. ( http://www.getfirefox.com ) it pacxks the punch with a easier to use and faster Download Manager. That should work for you. Just use Firefox instead of IE. :)

IE or Foxfire?

I have IE, but i have heard some good things about Foxfire. If i download it, will i lose my toolbars, and some other things, plus will i lose my anti-virus software? Right now i have Mcafee Internet Security Suite 2007.

IE or Foxfire?microsoft word

You don't lose anything.

Firefox is a browser like IE but a bit more secure and you have a lots of add-on for it.

You can still use IE and have Firefox installed as well.

Firefox

http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/

Add-ons

http://en-us.www.mozilla.com/en-US/firef...

How to make Firefox load pages faster

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Firefox-Load...

IE or Foxfire?windows movie maker internet explorerThank You. Report It


Foxfire... LOL... That's so cute!!!
It's firefox :)

Yes you will have to download the toolbars for firefox too, you won't lose them in IE.

Why do you think that you would lose your antivirus software ? the 2 things ain't connected in anyway, so that would be, no you wont lose it
FirFox UE7 Is slow and complicated FIREFOX FOREAL THO!!!!
IE is way better
you wont lose anything, its a stand alone, just like sea monkee that i use, made by the same people.
IE for sure
Firefox is crap.

It is very overrated, used mostly by brainwashed, pimply-faced, male adolescent fanboys, who are badly in need of female companionship, and aging hippies with gray ponytails. People of their ilk wouldn't have a clue how to properly secure any browser.

Firefox leaks memory like a sieve.

Besides, most people just want a browser to access the internet with, not a cult religion!

Read the truth--Firefox Myths:

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/SupportCD/...

Ie defendrer?

I downloaded "ie defender" and cannot remove it. i have vista; dell inspiron 1721.

I tried "control panel: uninstall" but i get a mcafee popup that says this action is denied.

Ie defendrer?ireland

i just got this virus a couple days ago! i had a heck of time trying to find something to remove it. try SUPERAntiSpyware, it caught IE defender on my system and removed it for me and its free. i also tried the removal instructions from one of those forum websites but they were complicated and i didn't get the virus out. try superantispyware, it works and its really easy, you just wait for it to scan your system.

ad-ware works fine too. i used that too. ad-ware finds a lot of tracking cookies also that supersntispyware sometimes misses, but if IE defender is the only bothering you, superantispyware works really well.

Ie defendrer?microsoft outlook internet explorer

Removing IEDefender, or IE Defender is a difficult process, but it can be done. IEDefender made its way into your computer without your permission and now it's damaging your machine. This rogue anti-spyware program will launch on every Windows startup and download more malware into your computer. IEDefender displays constant pop-ups and system alerts that mislead you into purcahsing the full version of the program. Do NOT trust IEDefender. I suggest you remove IEDefender immediately. Here are the instructions to get rid of IEDefender.

maga.

IE just died?

i use firefox mostly but IE now and again but it wont do anything, it wont surf at all. XP.

IE just died?microsoft

TRY TO RESET YOUR BROWSER SETTINGS

IE just died?microsoft access internet explorer

why do you need IE anyway? try connection settings and make sure no browser hijackers screwed with you.
Do a 'repair' of IE under add/remove programs, or, just continue using Firefox.
Run Adaware and Spybot Search %26amp; Destroy and clean up all that spyware that IE allows. Stick with your Firefox browser
IE version 6 sucks. I use Firefox mainly also. But, I would go to microsoft.com and download IE 7.0 Beta instead:

http://www.microsoft.com/windows/ie/defa...
What the hell is IE?

If i download IE 7 does it automatically become the default browser?....see details?

I am wondering if i have the option to keep IE 6 as my default browser and still be able to use IE 7.This is my girlfriends computer and she hates change whether it betters something or not.Thanks for any help.

If i download IE 7 does it automatically become the default browser?....see details?uninstall internet explorer

Sorry you cannot use both. Best to keep 7 tho.

E

If i download IE 7 does it automatically become the default browser?....see details?microsoft.com internet explorer

IE 7 will replace IE 6. Just like any other software. the old one will be replaced by newer version.
Why upgrade to IE7 if your not going to use it?
Yeah, once you install IE7 it overwrites IE6. You can try FireFox and change the settings to keep IE6 the default browser.
IE6 will be replaced with IE7... I personally like IE7 better...
YES, IE7 does take over the IE6 and NO you cannot have both browsers on the same computer at the same time. However, The IE7 is an update of the EI6 and if you don't like IE7 you can always go back to the IE6 by removing the IE7. You can do that by going to add/remove programs on your control panel.

Hope this helps.
Please, please upgrade your browser to one that renders code correctly. Us website designers are sick of having to break our sites' code just so that people sitll using IE6 can get away without upgrading.

I'd recommend FireFox over IE7, but either way, please, please don't stay on IE6. The longer you use it, the longer it'll take before we're able to use the cool stuff like 24-bit PNG transparency that all the other browsers support.
No, when you install IE7, it basically upgrades 6 to 7, and you will no longer have access to v.6.x unless you uninstall v.7.x. If you require further assistance, please contact us through our website at www.whitewaterit.com

IE/ Firefox Browser closes randomly, computer shuts down randomly?

There are several problems that I'll address here:

1. My internet browsers close randomly/unexpectedly. I thought it might be a problem with IE so I switched to Firefox, but it stills happens. It happens more frequently when the computer first starts up, but every 3 minutes or so the browser closes.

2. The computer itself restarts randomly. I've changed my power settings but it still does it. Is there any fix or any suggested power settings? Whenever the computer comes back on I get a message "Windows has recovered from a serious error."

3. I can't change font sizes in Microsoft Works Word Processor or the program will freeze.

I've googled all of the problems and I've found people asking for help but no one knows a solution. I really hope you guys can help!

I've also ran Avast! virus scan, Spyware Doctor, Ad-Aware, Ace Utilities, etc, and nothing comes up, so I doubt it's any form of spyware and if it is a virus it's a very elusive one.

IE/ Firefox Browser closes randomly, computer shuts down randomly?ie tab

Try one of these tools...

http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/10thin...

You've got a malware problem, probably a rootkit.

If none of the tools in that article help you, you will need to reformat and reinstall....

sorry, I wish I had better news

IE/ Firefox Browser closes randomly, computer shuts down randomly?windows mobile internet explorer

Go to http://free.grisoft.com and download their free RootKit anti-virus checker. It will check and remoave any you might have. These are particulary nasty and most anti-virus programs won't find them.
maybe its a really really sneak virus lol

did ya download anything?discussing/disturbing things?(not to be rude or anything)

maybe it could be the websites you go to

or do you have a special program that allows other comps to restart your comp and stuff like Vision
You can try this tool to fix it:

http://www.fix-pc-errors.info

Good luck!

IE pops up a small window says "this window is busy closing this window may cause problems"

it wont go even if I cross out repeatedly..solutions is just rebooting could some one fix this problme.. I am nt a techie guy .. i have IE 6

IE pops up a small window says "this window is busy closing this window may cause problems"?microsoft

try clearing your browser cache, cookies and history

to do this - open your IE browser

- click on Tools (at top) - Internet Options

once that window opens - click on the General tab

about mid way down - click Delete files - click Yes

click that button again - put a check mark in box - click ok

next click on - delete cookies - click ok

next click on - delete history - click ok/yes

then click the OK button at the bottom once you're done

if you need more help - click on the Help button at the top of your Internet browser page (next to the Tools button)

and do a search in the Contents and Index

IE pops up a small window says "this window is busy closing this window may cause problems"?microsoft access internet explorerkudos buddy, i wz stuk up wid d similar prob. but thanks to u , u fixed it. Report It


The best solution is to switch to Firefox - in some countries a LOT of people have switched to Firefox. In Germany 40% of surfers use it.

Better still, go over to Linux - a really stable OS with no "blue screens of death". The best Linux is PCLinuxOS...

http://www.pclinuxos.com
You have adware installed on your system.

Download a good anti-adware program and scan your system:

http://www.safer-networking.org/

Uber powerful tool which can search and annhilate nasties that make it onto your system. Now with an Immunize section that will help prevent future infections.

http://www.lavasoftusa.com/

Another very powerful tool which searches and kills nasties that infect your system. AdAware and Spybot Search %26amp; Destroy compliment each other very well.

http://www.javacoolsoftware.com/spywareb...

Great prevention tool to keep nasties from installing on your system.

http://www.javacoolsoftware.com/spywareg...

Works as a Spyware "Shield" to protect your computer from getting malware in the first place.

https://netfiles.uiuc.edu/ehowes/www/res...

puts over 5000 sites in your restricted zone so you'll be protected when you visit innocent-looking sites that aren't actually innocent at all.

http://cleanup.stevengould.org/

Cleans temporary files from IE and Windows, empties the recycle bin and more. Great tool to help speed up your computer and knock out those nasties that like to reside in the temp folders.

IE 7 ????????? Huge mistake !!!!?

I have down loaded IE 7 and since then have encountered numerous problems on my PC.

1) Can not save pictures from the net.

2) Can not down load Firefox.

Is there ANY way I can uninstall IE7....I even tried restored my PC to a much earlier date but with no success.

All suggestions will be greatly appreciated.

Thanks Fred

IE 7 ????????? Huge mistake !!!!?uninstall internet explorer

All you have to do is remove it from your Add and Remove Programs list. Your previous version of IE will be there.

IE 7 ????????? Huge mistake !!!!?microsoft.com internet explorer

we have ie 7 here and it didn't cause any of those problems. you computer must have other issues.

fortunately since i have a usb 2.0 flash drive i don't have to use ie7 :)) horray portable firefox from http://www.portableapps.com/
Find out where to download the browser you want to use and download it, when installing it you may be asked if you want it to be your default browser if so say yes,

if not you can add the URL in Internet options on IE 7, click on the tools tab at the top right of the browser when it opens select Internet options, at the top of the window you will see a text box with IE 7 address in it, just add the new browser address and make it your default browser.

Also you can go to control panel,add/remove programs, but on the left hand side select the bottom option which is set program access and defaults select custom which again is the bottom choice and make sure Internet explorer is not selected as your default browser.

IE send link by E-mail , How this link can be in message , I dont like to type as attachment?

I am using IE6 , want to send page/link by E-mail , whan I do this yahoo mail opens and it ask me to attach file --I dontlike this , I would like that this page OR link should be in message part so don't need to type attachment ,

Do need to setup IE differently ?

Thanks

IE send link by E-mail , How this link can be in message , I dont like to type as attachment?ie tab

iam not clear of your question but still it should work

WRITE THE INTERNET LINK WITH in your e- mail "http://www.yahoo.com" and it will appear like http://www.yahoo.com

IE question?

how do i uninstall internet explorer, and all files from it from my pc, and after that if i'll choose to download ie7 will it download?p.s. i'm doing since some files in my current ie are corrupted, since everytime i use it it says Internet explorer encountered problems and needs to close.i got firefox.

IE question?internet explorer 6

You can uninstall IE7 and roll back to IE6 but do not attempt to uninstall IE6 if you have XP or an earlier operating system. You can corrupt critical system files as well as render Outlook Express (which is part of IE) virtually useless.

If you have Vista, you cannot roll back to IE6.

Since you feel you have file corruption, follow the steps below to try and repair it.

First update and scan your computer with your security products such as antivirus and antispyware applications. If your computer comes up clean after running your resident security products, you may want to consider running a System File Checker (SFC). This can be run in Safe Mode should you prefer. To get into Safe Mode, reboot and then either hold down or tap the F8 key repeatedly while the computer is starting up. To run SFC, close all applications such as Office, Messenger, Email, etc, and go to:

- Start

- Run

- Type in sfc /scannow (include the space before the " / ")

What SFC does is that it attempts to fix or replace critical operating system files. Sometimes this can be done without the installation disk, however it may prompt you for the appropriate operating system installation disk. If that is the case, then you know that you definitely have major file corruption or something missing. Insert the disk if prompted. Also you should run SFC using the Administrator account.

If you have the Vista operating system, the steps are a bit different due to the UAC. See the link below.

http://vistasupport.mvps.org/system_file...

Don't surf, play games or do anything while SFC runs. After it is completed, reboot your computer.

One of the major culprits in missing or corrupt operating system files is running a registry cleaner or optimizer. They can flag important shared files for deletion or cleanup. Another cause is malware.

NOTE: Before running any registry cleaner or editing the registry, always ensure you back it up first. If the registry cleaner you are using doesn't have that function, you can do it manually. http://support.microsoft.com/kb/322756

IE question?windows live internet explorer

stick with firefox
go to add/remove programs from the control panel and choose 'remove'

IE & firefox...?

can i have IE %26amp; firefox in the same computer? or i need to uninstall one of them, and which one is better, what are the advantages of each one...

IE %26amp; firefox...?ies

You can have several browsers on your computer at one time and they will run just fine.

According to the United States Computer Emergency Readiness Team you should not use IE:

"There are a number of significant vulnerabilities in technologies related to the IE domain/zone...It is possible to reduce exposure to these vulnerabilities by using a different web browser"

http://www.kb.cert.org/vuls/id/713878

IE uses Active X, here is what Microsoft says about it:

"An ActiveX control can be an extremely insecure way to provide a feature...From the moment a user downloads an ActiveX control, the control may be vulnerable to attack"

http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/defaul...

(Firefox by default doesn't have Active X at all)

For years IE has had a hole in it that they have never bothered to fix; with this hole many people had had their ID stolen:

http://secunia.com/Internet_Explorer_Arb...

No browser is perfect; just keep in mind that IE has the worst record of them all. Here is IE, Firefox and Opera side by side:

http://www.webdevout.net/security-summar...

One for the road

IE supports webstandards very badly, here is a test you can take to see what I'm talking about:

http://www.webstandards.org/files/acid2/...

IE %26amp; firefox...?windows update internet explorer

yes u can have ..u have Internet Explorer by default ..but if u want to download Firefox for faster browsing then go to http://vrajesh.co.nr ..Mozilla Firefox is free there. .
You can have both. You can even have Opera as well. I prefer Firefox because it seems to be faster, and I find the interface easier. But different people have different preferences.
Yes you can have both installed. I prefer firefox simply because it is not microsoft.
Yes you can. Nothing will happen if you have both installed (like I do).

The fact is, whichever browser you use is a personal choice. I personally like Mozilla Firefox better for several reasons. I only keep Internet Explorer installed because there are several websites that are only compatible with IE, such as Windows Update.
You can have as many browsers as you want on your computer! ( I have 3 right now ).

And guess what?... you can have 2 or 3 opened at the same time, (even 2 or 3 of the same one!).

Firefox is touted as being a safer browser than IE, as far as viruses go!
u can have as many browsers as u want on the same computer

i prefer IE, cos almost all websites are constructed on IE, that would be no problem browsing any..
If you have enough space in your garage, do you have to uninstall your porsche to park your ferrari?. You can have as many cars in your garage as much space you have!, with the time you will like one more than the other, but you have not to get rid of any of them.
There is no restriction on the number of browsers your computer is installed with. Although, I have both IE and Firefox reside on my computer, I prefer to use IE as it seems to be better than Firefox as IE displays the images properly.

Thanks!
Yes, you can both of them or any other like internet browser like Netscape, but with Firefox why do you want any other browser.
I have both installed at this very moment :D.

Firefox supposedly is safer. Lots of people use IE, which also means lots of viruses are targeted for IE.

Firefox enables me to download and open zip files (I don't have Winzip) and has a neat and tidy download window that pops up when ever you download something.

The new versions of both browsers have a Tab feature, which I really love, but in IE sometimes pop ups are brought up in a new window (which is annoying), whereas in Firefox it always comes up as a new tab (at least, that's how it is for mine).

Since IE use is more widespread, some websites might not work in Firefox, but you can always open IE real quick to browse the site.

Overall, I like Firefox better ^^..
Ya you can have them both on the same PC. It depends on which one is better. I have an older PC and IE runs better on it but on my newer PC with Xp Foxfire runs a lot better.
U can have both of them together.From my point of view firefox is better since it blocks pop-up's efficiently.But if you want to get a fascinating surfing experience if prefer you to install Opera 9.10 which has a handfull of features.You can download it from www.download.com.(U can have all the three at the same time).

IE 7's Fault!?

Well, I installed IE 7 earlier today. It was working out alright, till I had an error when I tried to go on the internet. This happened multiple times, so I decided to uninstall it. While I was uninstalling, I was chatting with my friend. I then told him I had to reboot the computer and that I'd come back. Unfortunately, when I cam back from the reboot, my computer was completely messed up. My MSN Messenger wouldn't work, it keeps saying the server is unavailable. Then I went to youtube. I tried browsing around the comments, but it wouldn't let me click the numbers. I just stay on page 1 the whole time. And yes, I tried rebooting my computer again. Just caused more damage. How can I fix this?! I need SERIOUS help. PLEASE! I tried uninstalling, then reinstalling my MSN Messenger, but that didn't do any good. What if this continues on? Please help me. T____________T

IE 7's Fault!?internet explorer 6

this is because IE sucks, after u fix it download Firefox. u wont be disappointed.

start the computer up and run and error check (my computer, right click C: drive, properties, 2nd tab). also run a defrag while ur at it. (also on the first tab u see an option for disk clean up. use it)

then if u still have a problem, insert your windows cd, go to the run command and type "sfc -scannow" w/o the ". (not alot of ppl know this trick :)

also do a system restore to a time before u installed IE.

IE 7's Fault!?windows live internet explorer

First, I think you're using IE version 6, which *really* sux0rz. I reccomend you to download another browser, for example:

Firefox - http://getfirefox.com

Opera - http://opera.com

Outlook wont open IE links to websites from my e- mails.?

Outlook wont open IE links to websites from my e- mails. IT used to, but not now. when i click on a link in my e-mail it opens up Internet Explorer but doesnt go anywhere- just a blank page. Anyone direct me to the exact setting page to fix this in outlook or IE?

Outlook wont open IE links to websites from my e- mails.?download ie

It is not your outlook, as outlook does direct you to the internet, check your firewall, spyware and anti-virus settings.:)

Also create a email and paste a few links, so see if it is just some links or all of them:)

IE dropdown menu problem with Flash?

how to make the flash appears over the dropdown menu in IE.....please help

IE dropdown menu problem with Flash?ie 6

I think I would have to see the example to give you more detailed help but from the sounds of it you just need to adjust the style of the element using the "z-index". That should elevate it over the menu.

Hope that helps you out. :)

IE Explorer won't let me add people in fantacy baseball?

There's no Green + sign but there the Red Minus Sign..... I dont know what i can do. It works in Firefox but not ie explorer..

IE Explorer won't let me add people in fantacy baseball?ie 7

eh, check to see if you have javascript enabled. No idea why that would happen or check your cookies settings.

IE how to view sidebar?

I downloaded the add-on to IE 7.0 and cannot see it? How to I use it after downloading it? Any ideas?

IE how to view sidebar?

It depends on what add-on and what type of add-on it is. Please be more specific, by mentioning what add-on you have installed. For now, all I can say is this:

1. Go to View %26gt; Explorer Bar %26gt;. This menu shows all the sidebars that are available.

2. Go to View %26gt; Toolbars %26gt;. This menu shows all the toolbars that are available. You can also right-click on any existing toolbar to get this menu.

_______

Viva La Dvorak! - www.dvzine.org

IE and Firefox issues...???

I have just un-installed internet explorer 7 and installed firefox. I am having numerous firefox pop-ups and blank IE windows that pop-up. Any help or fixes for this appreciated. Thanks.

IE and Firefox issues...???

make firefox your default web browser.the the moment you have IE as the default browser

IE and Firefox issues...???uninstall internet explorer internet explorer

If you must use IE, then go for IE 6. Its more stable than this "trial version" thing they call IE 7. On the firefox issue, uninstall it, re-start your system then re-install. Hope this help
You just have to define your default - FF

I use both FF and IE, because many times when a site doesnt open or something doesn't work in one it works with the other.

FF is faster in many procedures but it's too 'heavy' and tends to slow the computer really down

IE and Vista help?

Hi everyone!

I have a Cpmpaq presario Laptop with Windoes Vista Home......

I want to use Firexox but wanna get rid of IE. How do i do that?

Thanks

IE and Vista help?windows vista home premium

you can't

just leave IE alone.

It is part of the operating system.

Sure, you can do the remove programs thing in the control panel, but that will not entirely remove IE. Just leave it alone, it doesn't take up that much space.

IE and Vista help?ie tab internet explorer

go to the control panel, click on programs, uninstall programs, then find IE in the list, highlight it and click on uninstall/change, and folllow the prompts from there.

(edit) if the answer above me is right, you could just drag it in the trash, its still on you computer but the icon will be gone from your desktop. I uninstalled msn once with out problems but maybe IE is different.
www.mozilla.com/firefox

After you install this, run it. It will ask you if you would like to use this as your default browser. Select "Yes".

Next, go to your Control Panel %26lt; Add/Remove Programs

And uninstall Internet Explorer. Alternately, you can follow this route:

C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer

And can manually delete the folder. Enjoy Mozilla! (IE Sucks)

Ie corrupting laptop?

hi i can hook up to hub exellent signal

when i try to go online ie encounters problem and has to close ?? its messing up the whole laptop ???

tried restore ,same...

format the drive and reinstall ????

problem is ive no xp code ... have to buy copy and code ????

any help

Thanks Biffo

Ie corrupting laptop?download windows xp

use a good browser, mozzilla firefox or opera!

Ie corrupting laptop?ies internet explorer

try a different brower and see if you have the same problem

if not you probably have virus and/or spyware you need to get rid off
No! Get Mozilla or Opera!
As above replace IE with Firefox its a far better browser.

You will also need to check your system out for virus and spyware.

I recomend AVG for the virus, Go to

www.grisoft.com and browse the products section to find the free version of anti virus (there really is no need to get the pay for version as the free is very good indeed).

while you are there you can also download the anti-spy ware program too. this is probably one of the best on the market and you get it fully working for a months trial after which the shield is dropped.

Download from www.downloads.com

adaware se

spywareblaster

spybot search and destroy

install the programs and regularly update and run scans this should keep your system tip top.

If firefox does not sort out the problem you can use anyones copy of XP to reinstall as long as you use your own COA key

Try following the advice on this web site

http://www.michaelstevenstech.com/xpfaq....

Ie corrupting laptop?

hi i can hook up to hub exellent signal

when i try to go online ie encounters problem and has to close ?? its messing up the whole laptop ???

tried restore ,same...

format the drive and reinstall ????

problem is ive no xp code ... have to buy copy and code ????

any help

Thanks Biffo

Ie corrupting laptop?download windows xp

use a good browser, mozzilla firefox or opera!

Ie corrupting laptop?ies internet explorer

try a different brower and see if you have the same problem

if not you probably have virus and/or spyware you need to get rid off
No! Get Mozilla or Opera!
As above replace IE with Firefox its a far better browser.

You will also need to check your system out for virus and spyware.

I recomend AVG for the virus, Go to

www.grisoft.com and browse the products section to find the free version of anti virus (there really is no need to get the pay for version as the free is very good indeed).

while you are there you can also download the anti-spy ware program too. this is probably one of the best on the market and you get it fully working for a months trial after which the shield is dropped.

Download from www.downloads.com

adaware se

spywareblaster

spybot search and destroy

install the programs and regularly update and run scans this should keep your system tip top.

If firefox does not sort out the problem you can use anyones copy of XP to reinstall as long as you use your own COA key

Try following the advice on this web site

http://www.michaelstevenstech.com/xpfaq....

IE 7 and Windows Vista?

Does anyone know if I have to download IE 7 before I install Vista?

Thanks.

IE 7 and Windows Vista?microsoft word 2003

Vista will come pre-loaded with IE7. You can learn more in the "Features Explained" column on the left side of this link:

http://www.microsoft.com/windows/product...

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IE doesn't connect, but Firefox can (yes, I have looked at some other questions)?

I can connect to the internet with Firefox, as you can see here, but I can't connect with either IE or Maxthon. Also, I can connect to AIM, Xfire, and online games, but I can't connect to Windows Live Messenger (which really sucks because I use WLM more.) My connection is DSL, but I'm not quite sure of the specifics -probably dial up.

IE doesn't connect, but Firefox can (yes, I have looked at some other questions)?windows themes

I suppose your using IE 7... IE is full of bugs

if you have DSL then that is not dial up...

IE doesn't connect, but Firefox can (yes, I have looked at some other questions)?internet explorer 7 internet explorer

Don't listen to Carling.

Do you have the latest IE? IE7?

IE7 is the latest version, and in my opinion the best. I find it does tabbed browsing and RSS feeds the best. And it is not 'buggy' as Carling said. I use it all the time, and I really don't face an issue. Unlike Firefox, where I always have tons of issues.

Or maybe you're taking up too much space on your hard drive, and it's slowing things down. You need to get rid of either Maxthon or Firefox. I think they're bogging the system down, to run better.

And I know how you feel about WLM. I use that all the time too. Just make sure you're really connected, and that all ports are open to work with.

IE 7 error when downloading?

Here is the deal...Microsoft is pretty much usless to me as they're no help at all. Everytime I go to DL something off Microsofts website I get to the DL page I choose the appropiate connection and then a window pops up saying that the IE page can not be found it can either be a misspelling, connection problem or the page is not working. So I diagnose the connection and it tells me that there are no problems. This has been going on for months.

I opperate with Windows XP pro, IE7 and I know I have all the appropriate hardware to upgrade to MS office 2007. I have cleared the cache, checked my firewalls and also checked my security settings.

If anyone can help me I would appreciate it. I need this software for my classes.

IE 7 error when downloading?windows 95

Why not use Firefox?

http://www.mozilla.org

IE 7 error when downloading?download ie internet explorer

deal with it
dont know, either wrong link or sever busy. try sea monkee or mathon broswers, both good, both free

IE 7 error when downloading?

Here is the deal...Microsoft is pretty much usless to me as they're no help at all. Everytime I go to DL something off Microsofts website I get to the DL page I choose the appropiate connection and then a window pops up saying that the IE page can not be found it can either be a misspelling, connection problem or the page is not working. So I diagnose the connection and it tells me that there are no problems. This has been going on for months.

I opperate with Windows XP pro, IE7 and I know I have all the appropriate hardware to upgrade to MS office 2007. I have cleared the cache, checked my firewalls and also checked my security settings.

If anyone can help me I would appreciate it. I need this software for my classes.

IE 7 error when downloading?windows 95

Why not use Firefox?

http://www.mozilla.org

IE 7 error when downloading?download ie internet explorer

deal with it
dont know, either wrong link or sever busy. try sea monkee or mathon broswers, both good, both free

IE doesn't show the page while Mozilla does?

I have been looking for an answer for a week to this problem. I have a web page (html) that is showing great with Mozilla but the page is blank with IE. I tried deleting the Cache like some people told me, and it didn't help. Anyone has any suggestions? I would appreicate any reply.

I cannot give the address of the website because it is internal page on the intranet.

Thank you

IE doesn't show the page while Mozilla does?windows 95

Lol I hope I'm right. It would make my day.

I'm guessing the web developer got ticked off with coding for IE, so wrote in a script making the page appear blank to anyone using IE. This isn't unheard of. Last month, there was a revolution on Digg.com. A bunch(in the thousands) of web developers refused to code for IE because it doesn't folow the web standards.

I support anyone against IE.

IE doesn't show the page while Mozilla does?download ie internet explorer

Well a simple test to see if it is a problem with your IE browser or something on the server side is to see if you can view it on another PCs IE browser (or have a coworker do it). If you experience the same results on multiple computers the problem is likely due to browser incompatibility on the server side. If other computers can view it with IE but yours can't, then you'll need to find the difference between your IE and others.

** Edit **

Oh, you can also try viewing the source of the page (even though blank) and see if maybe it is a sent to you but just not rendering properly.
The problem maybe the version of IE you are using. Some intranet pages were developed for use with IE 6, if you are using IE 7 then it may not show up. You should check you version of IE. Also check your web settings. Open IE go to tools-%26gt; programs there should be button for resetting the options -%26gt; then in the advanced tab you should see a similar button-%26gt; reset them both -%26gt; close IE and open it back up. If that still doesn't work I would reinstall whatever version of IE you have. Good luck
Most likely ur IE brower cannot show websites but in mozilla they can i hve the same problem i recommend doing a diagonistic or something like that on testing websitre viewing on both browers or updating your IE browser to 7 highest one yet
Hey there,

There is no problem with IE, howeverl you need to check if your internal site supports IEor not. In addition if you are using IE7 then its just the security features of IE7 that might not allow you to view the web-site, however; you can always add the internal site in your trustred web-site. As you might be aware and people in this community might have answered you that IE 7 uses "Extended Validation SSL Certificates" which might conflict with your site.

Hence, in order to resolve your problem, you need to first contact your IT dept and check if you can open the same site on any other computer in the same domain/workgroup.

I would like to see your issue resolved and you using IE in future.

Nirmal

Microsoft

IE font size too small on new Viewsonic vx2035wm monitor. How do I adjust?

I bought a new Viewsonic 20" vx2035wm monitor. The font size on some web pages is too small to read even though in IE I have text size set to "largest". Any suggestions.

IE font size too small on new Viewsonic vx2035wm monitor. How do I adjust?microsoft windows xp

right click the desktop- properties- settings - screen resolution and decrease it .

this might help but i dont know if it s what you are looking for

IE font size too small on new Viewsonic vx2035wm monitor. How do I adjust?ie 7 internet explorer

If you already set up your IE to use the largest text size, you may try to play with your Win resolution, and IE font types...

Thanks

http://seouni.com
You can increase the dpi in windows. This is done in the display properties in the control panel.
try holding down ctrl key and hitting plus or minus to adjust or scroll button on your mouse.if that don't work go to control panel

display

settings

and move slider to the right i think hit apply then

ok or save

good luck
press ctrl+ + key to increase the size of the font and ctrl + - key to decrease the size of the font
Open Internet Explorer -----%26gt; Click View in the File Bar -----%26gt;Text Size -----%26gt; Select a size that makes you happy, then you're done if you simply hold down Ctrl and press the + key, the settings will return back to the normal size once the browser is closed, and will become small again when you re-open Internet Explorer.

Hope this works for you.

Cya

IE doesn't print, what's up?

When I click the button of "Print" or "Print Preview", or click Ctrl an P in IE... it doesn't print the page. (Althogh it prints it in Firefox.) What's the problem and how can it be fixed.

IE doesn't print, what's up?microsoft visual studio

Hmm.. Weird.

You can try repairing your IE through the Control Panel - Add and Remove programs. It should be part of the Windows Components.

IE doesn't print, what's up?ie internet explorer

Use FF from now on.

IE does not seem to be recognizing the Adobe flash plug-in..?

If I un-install the Adobe flash plug-in and then re-install..all is well until I re-boot, then IE (neither 6 nor 7) see the plug in. No such problems for FireFox.

IE does not seem to be recognizing the Adobe flash plug-in..?microsoft support

Trouble with Windows installation

If you have trouble with installation of Flash Player, follow the below troubleshooting steps. If one step does not correct the problem, move onto the next step. For optimal troubleshooting, after each step, restart your machine, and test Flash Player before moving onto the next step.

1. Restart. In some situations, Windows or Internet Explorer needs to be restarted in order to complete an update. Restart your machine, and test Flash Player before moving to Step 2.

2. Reinstall. Refer to the steps in Try this first: How to fix almost all Flash Player issues.

3. Repair the browser. The next most common cause of problems is an error with the browser. Often a browser upgrade or any changes to the browser may require a browser repair and reinstallation of Flash Player.

To repair Internet Explorer: Open Start%26gt;Control Panel%26gt;Add/Remove Programs. Choose the browser from the list of programs, click Change/Remove, and choose the Repair option. Restart after repairing the browser, and follow steps in Try this first: How to fix almost all Flash Player issues to reinstall Flash Player again. If Internet Explorer does not appear on the Add/Remove list, Repair is not an option, and you should move onto the next step.

Other browsers: Follow the above steps to see if your browser has a "Repair" option, and if it does, repair it. If your browser (such as Netscape) does not have a Repair option, you must reinstall the browser in order to repair it. Try Steps 4 through 7 first before moving onto Step 8, to reinstall the browser.

4. Security level: Your Internet Explorer security level may be set to High or a custom level which does not allow viewing of ActiveX controls.

To view your Security level, from within Internet Explorer, choose Tools%26gt;Internet Options, and in the Security tab, choose Internet.

Though your browser security settings should be chosen by you or your system administrator, the 'Medium: Default Level' will allow you to view Flash content. For any Custom Level, ensure that both "Download Signed ActiveX controls" and "Run ActiveX controls and plug-ins" are not Disabled. (Enable or Prompt will work).

5. Permissions: Your permissions may not allow you to install ActiveX controls or plug-ins. If this is a possibility, refer to Permissions can affect installing Adobe Flash Player for more information.

6. Update your video drivers. This step is especially important if you experience a freeze or crash when installing or using Flash Player. Right-click on your Desktop and choose Properties, Settings, Advanced, and Adapter to view the manufacturer's name. Refer to the manufacturer's web site to download drivers or for assistance with installing the latest drivers.

7. Reinstall the browser. Download and install the latest version from your browser manufacturer's Web site. Download and install the latest Flash Player from the Flash Player Download Center.

Why does my IE 7 shut down for no reason please help?

i just installed ie 7 and its very unstable please help me it say ie 7 has encountered a problem and needwss to close

Why does my IE 7 shut down for no reason please help?microsoft support

Try optimizing it

a. Close IE

b. Click on Start

c. Click on Control Panel

d. Open Network and Internet Connections

e. Open Internet Options

NOTE: If Network and Internet Connections is separated just try to look for Internet Options

f. At Internet Options

Click on Advanced on the upper right

Click on Reset at the bottom portion

Click on Close

Click on Apply and OK

3rd Party software may have cause this also

Open internet Options gain

Go to Advance

Under Browsing, uncheck enable 3rd party browser extensions

Press Apply

Press OK

IE coming up blank?

When I open up IE my home page come up blank. the address bar says its yahoo.com but nothing is there just a white screen. No matter what address I type in it is a white screen. no errors or anything.

IE coming up blank?microsoft frontpage

Either one of these will fix it:

http://opera.com

http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/

IE 7 problems?

More and more I'm having a terrible time with IE. Whenever I go to open a link, a page appears that reads-

"Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage

Most likely causes:

You are not connected to the Internet.

The website is encountering problems.

There might be a typing error in the address.

What you can try:

Check your Internet connection. Try visiting another website to make sure you are connected.

Retype the address.

Go back to the previous page.

More information,etc,etc"

It's not the one site that it keeps happening on either, and I was lucky to even get onto YA. What could be happening?

IE 7 problems?windows xp themes

I get this often,lasts all day some times,but for me it is connection problems as my internet is via a data card and the area where I live ,on their''coverage'' page shows ...limited to non existing.If you did not have that kind of problem mefore IE7,just go to add remove programs and uninstall it.The previous version will reinstall by default.

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It is not with IE 7 and it is with ur firewll .

disable ur firewall n check.....
get rid of IE i use Mozilla Firefox, It is very stable and realiable.
CTRL + F5 will force a refresh of the page.

Clear cookies perhaps even try another browser... (I use Safari, MSIE7 %26amp; Firefox)
Run Virus, spyware and malware checks on your computer.

Try turning off your firewall or change the settings.

Download and reinstall IE7 (I had the same problem and this fixed it)
I recently started using Mozilla Firefox and now prefer it.

http://www.mozilla.com/
Seriously... get Firefox!
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IE 7. I would like to know pros and cons.?

One of my sisters put IE 7 on my mom's computer and I was at first madder than a hornet. I've had previous experience with it and all of them were negative. But before I rehash any bad memories onto the one that did the work, I'd like to know the opinions of other people. I'm asking this in two locations to get more possible responses.

IE 7. I would like to know pros and cons.?default browser

Cons would be IE7 itself as well as allowing ActiveX which is the biggest security flaw in IE.

I highly recommend Firefox.

In this review, CNET Prizefight Internet Explorer 7 vs. Firefox 2, Firefox wins in every category.

Firefox is better in every way including, installation woes, look and community, tabbed browsing, cool new features, security and performance. The winner is clearly Firefox 2.

IE 7. I would like to know pros and cons.?microsoft word download internet explorer

I like it... Tab Browsing, integrated Search Engine of you choice, better security, built in POP-UP Blocker. Of course everything Fire Fox has too.
I never really had any bad experiences with it, but I avoid using IE period, because it's known to be more vulnerable than other browsers. I prefer Firefox and Opera, you should check those out.
Firefox notes

http://www.firefox2008.de/us/

http://www.majorgeeks.com/download.php?d...

Mozilla F.F. add-ons / extensions;

%26gt; Launch firefox browser

%26gt; bookmarks ( on browser toolbar )

%26gt; mozilla firefox

%26gt; customize firefox

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox...

Adblock Plus 0.7.2.4

Forecastfox 0.9.3.1

PDF Download

1-click Answers

Colorfull Tabs

Google Toolbar for firefox

Metal Lion-Vista

how to customize firefox web browser;

1%26gt; launch firefox browser

2%26gt; r-clik toolbar

3%26gt; customize

4%26gt; drag " new tab " feature from the pallet to the toolbar

%26gt; open new tabs and load a different web site under each tab

%26gt; tab browsing allows many sites to be loaded at the same time

%26gt; delete ICONs from the links bar that you don't use

%26gt; drag frequently used ICONs from the tab to the " links " bar

Firefox Tuning

Rise up the speed of your Firefox Browser:

Open the configuration menu by typing in the following into the field where you normally fill in the URLs:

About:config

In the config menu you have to set up the following changes:

- network.http.pipelining (put “true”)

- network.http.proxy.pipelining (put “true”)

- network.http.pipelining.maxrequests put on 100

- network.http.max-connections 48

- network.http.max-connections-per-server 16

- network.http.max-persistent-connections-... 8

- network.http.max-persistent-connections-... 4

You save the changes by clicking the right button of your mouse somewhere on the screen and choose new -%26gt; integer from the menu. Now you have to write nglayout.initialpaint.delay into the popup and type in number 0 into the next window.

That′s it, now you are able to surf much faster threw the internet with your Firefox browser!

http://www.firefox2008.de/us/

about:config ( only while in the forefox browser )

save / back-up firefox bookmarks;

1%26gt; bookmarks

2%26gt; organize bookmarks

3%26gt; file

4%26gt; export

how to rename the links tabs in firefox;

1%26gt; r-clik links button

2%26gt; properties

3%26gt; edit ( remane )

4%26gt; OK

how to choose firefox download destination;

1%26gt; tools

2%26gt; opt'ns

3%26gt; main (tab) %26gt;downloads (section)

4%26gt; (check) always ask me where to save files

test Java and Adobe flash player at these sites;

http://www.time.gov/timezone.cgi?Central...

http://acg.media.mit.edu/people/fry/zipd...

http://www.speakeasy.net/speedtest/

http://www.speedtest.net

http://www.dslreports.com/stest

http://promos.mcafee.com/speedometer/tes...

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IE 7 is a bit of a system hog, but it's supposed to be compatible with more sites.

I still recommend FireFox 2 (3 should be out soon). FireFox is free and fully customizable.

Both feature tabbed browsing, but it's slightly easier to install Flash for IE than FireFox.

CartoonNetwork and some sites heavily driven by Flash operate better on IE.

FireFox is just a more streamlined experience.

IE 7 is prettier

FireFox has skins.

Again, try Fire Fox if you can. Skip IE for everything else.

(If you really need an IE window, FireFox has the "IE Tab" which allows you to use FireFox, but view the page as if it was in IE)

IE randomly crashing?

I've had this laptop for apx. a year and it runs now as it always has done. Suddenly IE has started crashing randomly and for no apparent reason when either I click from 'favourites' or click from a google search.

It has over 70% memory left, the virtual memory is not being used by any new or demanding applications, the system has virus and bot wear and there is no other sign of virus misdoings... any clue what is going on?

On system:

* Spybot

* Spysweeper

* AVG

* Wndows Firewall On

Thoughts appreciated.

IE randomly crashing?microsoft xp

its a very common issue. . .i too had the same problem..

U have to re-install the IE and get updates from Microsoft.

Apparently there is a bug in the IE7 so i suggest u get the fixed or the newest version.

Personally i love OPERA.. but got my INTERNET XPLORER FIXED doin the above, n its workin Fine!

IE randomly crashing?download windows xp internet explorerI also had this problem when visiting some sites and downloaded FF and the problem solved. Report It


IE sucks! I was having the same problem until I downloaded Mozilla Firefox. I haven't had one problem since then. It's a free download.
Internet Explore Suck so bad.

They are slow, buggy, not that much more secure, freezes alot.

FireFox, and Opera is so much better, I would just delted the internet explore icon and get firefox or opera.

Download Opera-%26gt; http://www.opera.com/

Download FireFox2->http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/

IE toolbar, how do you get it?

I don't know how to get IE toolbar, HELP. (thanks)

IE toolbar, how do you get it?microsoft sql server

Get Yahoo! Toolbar

IE toolbar, how do you get it?windows themes internet explorer

http://toolbar.yahoo.com Download and customize there.

IE cannot open this website?

Well, I see I'm not alone....a lot of people are having problems today with IE not being able to open their mail. I tried to get around it via My Yahoo, Instant Messenger, all the links to it, but no luck. I've seen this happen before and sometimes it works after a few hours "down." So.....who knows. Anyone have an answer for what's up?

IE cannot open this website?microsoft sql server

ASK YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY TO REMOVE THE INTERNET PARENTAL CONTROLS.

IE popup toolbar......?

there is this popup toolbar that pops up when i open IE....it has links (money maker....., drop down boxes and a search block wth a go button) it appears just abover the windows task bar at the bottom of the sreen. Will not close when i close IE. have to log off or restart forit to disappear...????? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

IE popup toolbar......?internet explorer download

That's spyware. look into cleaning it up

IE shortcuts have changed file ext. Why?

I recently got a BT Home Hub. Suddenly my internet pages were all opening with BT Yahoo browser which I've managed to get rid of but I can't find the way to stop the change in saving to desktop, so that when I save an IE link to my desktop it saves as a mht file instead of html and does not update. When I open the link the address starts off "C:\Documents and Settings" instead of "http://www". It's really annoying - does anyone know how I can reinstate the html version?

Many thanks.

IE shortcuts have changed file ext. Why?www.microsoft.com

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IE shortcuts have changed file ext. Why?microsoft windows xp internet explorer

IE7 saves files with mht and have all of files and didnt need a folder for images and scripts.

IE Search bar keeps vanishing?

My internet explorer search bar keeps vanishing for

several days. This time it has been gone for two weeks.

I can't find out anything in the help topics. I use

win xp. IE 6.0

What is going on?

IE Search bar keeps vanishing?windows xp home

If you are using IE (and really, why haven't you switched to Mozilla Firefox?) and you don't have a Yahoo toolbar, then go to Internet Options, go to Contents tab, Click on Autocomplete and Clear Forms.

If you have Mozilla (congrats, you have a safer and more stable browser), just go to Tools/Options/Privacy/Saved Forms and clear forms.

What version of JavaScript will IE 7.0 support?

Firefox 1.5 supports JavaScript 1.6 (including its new E4X feature for XML programmers). IE 6.0, which is a few years older, supports JavaScript 1.3.

Is Microsoft planning to upgrade to the IE JavaScript to 1.6, or least something newer than 1.3? If so, which version of JavaScript will they be supporting in IE 7.0 if/when it ships?

What version of JavaScript will IE 7.0 support?windows xp home

don't worry about version levels. Worry about features

if you want to know if this JS has that feature you code it like:

if (window.XMLHttpRequest) { // Mozilla, Safari, standards!

http_request = new XMLHttpRequest();

What version of JavaScript will IE 7.0 support?microsoft visual studio internet explorer

JavsScript 5 (update 6)

IE 7.0 with no add-ons and Firefox 2.0 in safe mode ?

the internet explores in my computer both have problems at the same time -_-;;;

the IE 7.0 is running with no add-on, and it is automatic, so i can't fix it by myself after i found the "solution" in the trouble shooting pages

The firefox 2.0 is running in the safe mode. I don't know what's going on, and i don't know how to change it into the original one

the problems have been over 2 weeks, and please help me. thanks a lot

IE 7.0 with no add-ons and Firefox 2.0 in safe mode ?windows 98

In firefox from the start button all programs look for firefox in list it has a drop down menu,with options. Sounds like your link is to wrong option. right click on the right one and click send to desktop

IE which one am i using?

how do i know which IE im using,where do i look thanks

IE which one am i using?windows firewall

Click HELP / About Internet Explorer

IE which one am i using?microsoft frontpage internet explorer

Go to Help and select "About Internet Explorer"
Go 'Help' on the toolbar, and 'About Internet Explorer'.
When IE is open, click "Help" and then "About Internet Explorer". That will open a window, which will tell you whcih version you have.
In internet explore next to the tools option in the top right there should be a help option...

If you cant see it click the two arrows next to the tools option which look like this %26gt;%26gt; then select help, from the menu that appears click ' About Internet Explorer' That will tell you the exact version you are using.
go to control panel then choose add and remove programs then scroll down to the windos section and it will tell you which IE you have but quicker way is if you have a star and a star with a + below your file icon its IE7 if the favorites is listed to the right next to the file edit view buttons its IE6.
if you have tabbed browsing, you have IE7 (Micro$oft have only recently nicked that function from Mozilla Firefox)
scrap IE do a search for Mozilla Firefox - its great !

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